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From the Mouths.....

Misti Starr

That was worth waiting all week for -Cindy (hmm...both Budderick singing and my reaction to it)
 
wrong -Budderick(when cindy said right bud? but we didn't tell him what we were talking about....oh he thinks he's cute)
 
Is he a good kisser?
-Tammy Jenk(always her first concern (0:  )

 Stop that Theresa, you're making them mad. I think you're saying fcuk you in bird language
-Joe(when I was doing horrible bird calls and the birds started fighting)
 
Andy:I like porn
Theresa :I like porn , so what..doesn't everybody?
Brandon: I used to like porn
-gary's parents took his...
 
YOU'RE MISSING THE TURN!!! YOU PASSED IT!! [tara calmly turns backs up in airport traffic and gets on the turn] Wow...you handled that calmly. I'm impressed.
-Mandy(not that the same could be said for her)
 
Hey there pretty lady..did you shoot anyone yet?
-Michael(doing his John Wayne impression ..and because I was register for 4 hours)

Did you ever notice how your eyes are bigger than mine?
-Misti (trying to explain why its easier for me to put contacs in...) 
 
Me:Gage,remember when you're 30 that Beanie's stuff was really "in"
Gage:Okay
[long pause]
Gage:Theresa, is there something IN this punching bag?
(that's classic)
 
I can hardly contain myself. Take me home now.
-Reese(completly monotone when Rich was saying he was a great lover)
 
 
I'll punch you in the face
-Candy(when I tried to pay for yard sale stuff)
 
Bob(out in the kitchen):Hey girlfriend, whatcha doing?
Me(in living room in my most coy voice):Am I your girlfriend? ;)
 
 
 

Maybe you can't see them, but their there!

You're silence makes so much noise-Cindy( because I don't respond to people I don't like)
 
 
By the way Scott, while we're down here , ya wanna tell them how perfect those measurements were? 
-Rich(teasing his best friend who said he's always wrong)
 
 
a box with squares in it and lines coming out..I thought that meant TIVO
-Joe(talking about the chinese symbol for chicken)
 
Man, I'm cold. It's really raining out here. My clothes are soaked.
-George(then get in the blazer and out of the rain!!!)
 
I think the only thing that would hold me back from getting another job is...(angel walks past and says something bitchy)....my murder record
-Mandy(that wasn't going to be her original answer)
 
I got the wrong cigarettes...what a surprise...why don't they shoot me, hang me on the cross like Jesus!
-Carrie(God, I love her!)
 
I forgot all about him..till you left
-Tara(she's at her best when she's being cruel)
 
Can I have that to go?
-Adrienne(when I wrote down how to do her homework)
 
Hmmmm, possibly that's why I am always so dizzy n crap lately...and here I am drinking freaking gatorade n ucky water thinkin I was dehydrated..
-Tammy(I know she didn't saaaay it..but it was hella hilarious!!)
 
uh no..baaaaad...daark
-Chase(when he first saw mom's new curtains) 
 
Theresa's such an alien, and she doesn't even know it!
-Michael(cause alcohol wipes screw me up)
 
Gage: See ya sucker! {repeating the TV }
Me:See ya Suckers! {repeating the TV }
Gage: No it's sucker...there's only one
(how does he know this stuff????)
 
 
 
 

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The best quotes..come from the people ya know :)